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The Best Ways to Reduce Bone Loss For Women (Who Seem to Keep Losing Their Bones)!

If a guy in a van stops you on the street and asks for your bones, SAY NO.

Oct 23, 2020

The Best Ways to Reduce Bone Loss For Women (Who Seem to Keep Losing Their Bones)!

Oct 23, 2020

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Lyrics John Mellencamp Considered Before “Suckin’ on a Chili Dog Outside the Tastee Freeze”

They’re shaped like dicks.

Feb 19, 2022

Lyrics John Mellencamp Considered Before “Suckin’ on a Chili Dog Outside the Tastee Freeze”

Feb 19, 2022

5 Reasons Ricken From Severance is Actually Brilliant — and Dangerous

Severance was my favorite show of 2022 — It’s dark, desperately sad, mysterious, hilarious, and frightening, and we all have theories…

May 5, 2023

May 5, 2023

Kirk Cameron is Right, Putting My Body in the Line of Gunfire to Protect Children is Part of My…

Ah, dang it. Kirk Cameron is right again. I can’t believe that guy hasn’t gotten raptured yet. Now he’s speaking truth to power about…

Jun 1, 2022

Jun 1, 2022

“We’re a Bunch of Dick-Faced Fuck-Dongs–”A New Leaked Document from the Desk of Samuel Alito

The contents of the new leaked document are as follows:

May 5, 2022

“We’re a Bunch of Dick-Faced Fuck-Dongs–”A New Leaked Document from the Desk of Samuel Alito

May 5, 2022

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What I Assume Your Inner Monologue is Based on Number of Medium Claps You Give Me

I’ve got you right where I want you now.

Apr 26, 2022

What I Assume Your Inner Monologue is Based on Number of Medium Claps You Give Me

Apr 26, 2022

As a Republican, I’m Just Hoping the Abortion Ban Can Help Even Out this COVID Death Rate

Article for reference:

Nov 10, 2021

As a Republican, I’m Just Hoping the Abortion Ban Can Help Even Out this COVID Death Rate

Nov 10, 2021

“Never Forget.”

It’s 9/11 so let’s talk about “never forgetting.”

Sep 11, 2021

“Never Forget.”

Sep 11, 2021

Hold On.

Things feel hopeless right now, I know. There’s never been a shortage of dark shit going on in the world, but this current time is the…

Sep 4, 2021

Sep 4, 2021

Thank you so much!

Sep 3, 2021

Sep 3, 2021

Jen Freymond

Jen Freymond

Co-host of the podcast “I Never Saw That.” Humor writer and satirist. Find my work in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady, etc... Twitter: @jenfreymond

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