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Other Places Trump Supporters Have Been Protesting

Jen Freymond

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There’s been a lot of coverage about the Trump “protestors” who showed up outside a building in Arizona and chanted “Count! The! Votes!” while inside the building, at that exact moment, votes were being counted. But not all of the protests have been well publicized.

Here are a few other places Trump supporters have gathered in solidarity to protest:

1. Olympia, WA: Denny’s.

The chant: Cook! The! Food!

Result: A Denny’s employee came out to inform them that they were, in fact, busily cooking the food. The crowd cheered, high-fived, and took credit for this. Then they enjoyed some Grand Slams.

2. Lexington, KY: Krogers.

The chant: Stock! The! Shelves!

Result: None.

3. Orlando, FL: Target

The chant: Sell! The! Stuff!

Result: Police were called to clear the crowd, but upon arriving they joined the protestors and tear-gassed several customers.

4. Sacramento, CA: Greyhound Station

The chant: Drive! The! Bus!

Result: Bus drivers continued to drive the buses.

5. Sandpoint, ID: Gas N Go

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Jen Freymond
Jen Freymond

Written by Jen Freymond

Co-host of the podcast “I Never Saw That.” Humor writer and satirist. Find my work in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady, etc... Twitter: @jenfreymond

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