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The Candidates Share the Biggest Misconceptions About Them
For reference: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/25/us/politics/democratic-debate-tonight-time.html#link-38c9a271
Moderator: What is the biggest misconception about you?
Biden: I actually have more hair than people think is the lesser of the hair I had, and that’s a misconception because I have the least hair of the more I thought I didn’t have.
Bloomberg: I am not all about money. Do I wipe my ass with money? Yes. Do I sometimes eat money? Yes. Am I a conservative piece of shit who bought my way into this race even though better, more qualified candidates like Julián Castro were forced to drop out before I even joined the race? Yes!
…What was the question?
Buttigieg: I guess the biggest misconception about me is that I’m not passionate. But I eat fruit all the time. Get it? Like passion fruit? You can tell by the jokes I make how passionate I am. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m late for AP history.
Klobuchar: I am not boring. I am the opposite of boring. There is nothing boring about me. I enjoy a lot of activities. My friends call me “not boring Amy.” They are always saying, “Oh look, here comes not boring Amy to get this party started.” And then I start the party. It’s a tea party with all my stuffed animals. And I’m…
