“We’re a Bunch of Dick-Faced Fuck-Dongs–”A New Leaked Document from the Desk of Samuel Alito
2 min readMay 5, 2022
The contents of the new leaked document are as follows:
We, the conservative wing of the Supreme Court, hold that Roe v. Wade must be overturned. Additionally, we hold that we are a bunch of rat fuck suck shits.
