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The Best Ways to Reduce Bone Loss For Women (Who Seem to Keep Losing Their Bones)!

If a guy in a van stops you on the street and asks for your bones, SAY NO.

3 min readOct 23, 2020

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The Best Ways to Reduce Bone Loss For Women (Who Seem to Keep Losing Their Bones)!

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Lyrics John Mellencamp Considered Before “Suckin’ on a Chili Dog Outside the Tastee Freeze”

They’re shaped like dicks.

2 min readFeb 19, 2022

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Lyrics John Mellencamp Considered Before “Suckin’ on a Chili Dog Outside the Tastee Freeze”

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5 Reasons Ricken From Severance is Actually Brilliant — and Dangerous

Severance was my favorite show of 2022 — It’s dark, desperately sad, mysterious, hilarious, and frightening, and we all have theories…

5 min readMay 5, 2023

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Kirk Cameron is Right, Putting My Body in the Line of Gunfire to Protect Children is Part of My…

Ah, dang it. Kirk Cameron is right again. I can’t believe that guy hasn’t gotten raptured yet. Now he’s speaking truth to power about…

3 min readJun 1, 2022

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“We’re a Bunch of Dick-Faced Fuck-Dongs–”A New Leaked Document from the Desk of Samuel Alito

The contents of the new leaked document are as follows:

2 min readMay 5, 2022

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“We’re a Bunch of Dick-Faced Fuck-Dongs–”A New Leaked Document from the Desk of Samuel Alito

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What I Assume Your Inner Monologue is Based on Number of Medium Claps You Give Me

I’ve got you right where I want you now.

3 min readApr 26, 2022

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As a Republican, I’m Just Hoping the Abortion Ban Can Help Even Out this COVID Death Rate

Article for reference:

4 min readNov 10, 2021

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As a Republican, I’m Just Hoping the Abortion Ban Can Help Even Out this COVID Death Rate

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“Never Forget.”

It’s 9/11 so let’s talk about “never forgetting.”

2 min readSep 11, 2021

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Hold On.

Things feel hopeless right now, I know. There’s never been a shortage of dark shit going on in the world, but this current time is the…

4 min readSep 4, 2021

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Thank you so much!

1 min readSep 3, 2021

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Jen Freymond

Jen Freymond

Co-host of the podcast “I Never Saw That.” Humor writer and satirist. Find my work in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady, etc... Twitter: @jenfreymond

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